You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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