so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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