I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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