She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
