shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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