Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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