Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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