He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Two words: nipple clamps
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