I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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