this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
PANTIES FOUND
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