I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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