you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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