Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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