i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
My feet surprised me
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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