How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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