i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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