heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
there is puke in my bra ... again
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