Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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