508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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