I want to walk on stilts...naked
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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