Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize