This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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