We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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