That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I know her cup size but not her name....
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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