I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
don't judge my taste in strippers
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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