Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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