So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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