You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
40s are totally the cure
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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