like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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