What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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