im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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