i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I wear drunk well.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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