i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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