your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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