so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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