I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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