where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I know her cup size but not her name....
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