from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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