This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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