I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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