That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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