i think my mom watched the whole time
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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