Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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