I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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