i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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