I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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