oh god the rape fog is back!
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
