Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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