And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
