why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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