To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
nutella sex= disaster
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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