dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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