1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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