I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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