Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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