thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
